Today’s MoaT is about perception vs reality.

The perception of a day off on tour: Jack Daniels-soaked menage a trois after cocaine-fueled romp through glittery, forbidden dens of animal attraction.

The reality of a day off on tour: posted up at a Sheraton in a particularly smelly part of Connecticut, fully prepared to go to bed at 8pm, about as far removed from copulatory triumph as a monk marooned on freaking Mars.