A fan on Allen’s social media commented that he enjoyed the Austin show very much, it was only sometimes boring, and “tell your guitar player he looks like the villain from Encino Man.”

Below is the villain from Encino Man. There is, I suppose, a passing resemblance, insofar as I’m burdened with a passing resemblance to any vaguely preppy white guy.

But below the villain from Encino Man is a photo taken this morning. Jealousy’s a normal human feeling. Embrace it.