Phish

With their NYE concert this year, American jam band Phish has grossed over $50 million at Madison Square Garden over their career, evidently a record.

I do not care for Phish, but I do respect them. They know who they are and what they’re trying to achieve, whatever the hell that is exactly. 

And I suppose three trust fund kids and a registered sex offender being lowered from the rafters in a giant hotdog and noodling over an E chord for three hours makes as much sense as masked Swedish former lawyers singing in three part harmony about the devil, so who am I to judge?

Congrats, Phish. CK5 forever.