Concert photography provides a necessary yin and yang to the professional Peter Pan-ing experience.

There are moments where you might look kinda-sorta like a rockstar, the light hitting your pouty face just-so:

Then, literally five seconds later, you’re Jabba the Hutt:

Both pictures I pulled off the internet, ie they’ll follow me around forever.

Ultimately, all one can do is relax and have fun, because, at just the right angle, everyone looks like an asshole.