Kesha’s Mom

Kesha’s mom (yes, that Kesha, and no, I’m not making this up) has heard my new band Climb The Sky’s music.

Kesha’s mom has heard Climb The Sky’s music and does not care for it.

“You guys need to take drugs,” she told our bass player, the impossibly sweet Gideon Klein. “And you need to fight more. Like, really fucking HATE each other.”

This is what Kesha’s mom said.

My friends, how do you know when your band’s on the right track? When Kesha’s mom does not like your band.

Onward and upward. TO VICTORY.